Paris Hilton, I filed for my restraining order today

So, apparently, Hilton just got a restraining order against Brian Quintana - the dude that introduced her to Stavros Niarchos III. With the exception of parties in which they both attend, Paris must keep a distance of 300 feet from Quintana. Why?

Apparently this chicken-shit dude, Quintana felt threathened by the 90 pound, bird faced, Paris Hilton.

I found this story too tempting to not write about. But, in case your wondering. This story is legit. Here at FauxPop, we sometimes like to put a devious spin on stories to give them that extra edge, but this one is 100% natural. And 100% ridiculous!

Check out this Blog

So, I'm kinuva a movie buff. By that, I mean, well, I like movies. Personally, I'd have to say my favorite movie is Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels. It's like Snatch, only more original and, in my open oinion, much better. I think I just like the story and charcters better, anywho....

This crazy guy - the Scoffing Critic - has just launched a movie review system on blogger. The UI is nothing original, same old blogger template. But his reviews and "kudos bars" are classic. I highly recommend checking out his first review, The Constant Gardener.

Oh, and here's a great picture fromt he Oscar's. PopSugar titled it "Paris Hilton in Ten Years?" I think sooooooooooo!

Dr.Phil Lightens His Load

Oprah's chrome-domed sham psychologist is getting a whiff of his own sermon and cracking down on some of his expensive habits.

Dr.Phil McGraw is selling two of his exotic cars, a 2002 Ferrari 360 Spider and a 2001 Gemballa Porsche Turbo. Dr.Phil decided it was time to devote his time and resources to something he pretends to do: help people.

"I was sitting in my Ferrari and I realized, instead of driving this hunk of junk all day, I could write a new book to enrapture America, make a few more million, and then buy two of these things!", McGraw said in a 60 Minutes interview to be aired this Friday.

"Do you have any idea how much money I made on those diet bars," McGraw continued, "It was ridiculous, people actually believed that apple/pear crap! Jeez, these people are so desperate, I almost feel bad."

McGraw was reportedly inspired by Paul McCartney's decision to auction his custom vegan 2006 Cadillac CTS. All proceeds from McCartney's auction will go to Adopt-A-Minefield. (story)

Hey, Hey! We broke 10,000!

So, it's only 11 A.M. here on the West Coast, we just cracked open a bottle Crystal to celebrate FauxPop's historic today - we broke 10,000 users a few minutes back.

So who was the 10,000th user?

Well, it was actaully some dude from singapore.

We were thinking about posting his ip address and giving him a prize, but then we thought better of it. Nevertheless, we're still in a celabratory mood. In light of that, we're offering the first person to email us the opportunity to write an article for us.

Good Luck!

P.S. - we will post your article "as is," so write well! Laterz

Here's a nice picture to leave ya'll with:

Who's that? - It's another shot of Lindsay Lohan, silly!

Underage Drinking?!

15-year old Emma Watson, known as Hermione in the Harry Potter series, has fallen into the trap of underage drinking. It's unfortunate that these kids are making millions of dollars and they have fallen into the trap of alcohol. :(

Watson has not released any statements about the photos, although it is illegal in Britain to drink if you're under 18. An anonymous close friend of Watson said, "Daniel [Radcliffe] introduced her to alcohol. Like, it was after that weekend in Scotland. I don't remember it that much except they were 'muggle-snuggling.'"

Calls to Watson's agent went unanswered.

Paris Hilton Clip

Whoress Paris Hilton eating/drinking something. It's a crappy shot, but it's all we got.

Willis: 2, Trump 0

Bruce Willis is at it again. I can't get enough of this guy, he saved LA from terrorists, played a dead man walking, and shot off a guy's penis. Here's what the man had to say:

"I'm sick of answering this fucking question. I'm a Republican only as far as I want a smaller government, I want less government intrusion. I want them to stop shitting on my money and your money and tax dollars that we give 50 percent of... every year. I want them to be fiscally responsible and I want these fucking lobbyists out of Washington. Do that and I'll say I'm a Republican... I hate the government, OK? I'm a-political. Write that down. I'm not a Republican.

Entertainment Weekly hates me. They've hated me since they've been a magazine. Fuck them, and you can go and tell them that.

Why does anybody hate anybody? Y'know, because they have some beef. Who cares?

Have you heard of these magazines called In Touch or Us Weekly or People or any of these types of magazines? They lie about people, and they just make up shit all week long, and you have to sue them to get it changed. I mean, this is the world we live in. They're all [full of] lies, and nobody's yelling at them. I'm pissed off today."


Too bad bastard Ashton Kutcher jacked wife Demi and his kids. C'mon Bruce, pick up Ashton and Armageddon him outta there. Show some spine you pansy. (story)

Willis: 1, Trump: 0

It's tough keeping updated on all the new happening's around the celeb world and the tech industry. I can't wait for Microsoft's Origami to battle Apple's iPod. Let the games begin!

And if you want to talk about battles, Howard Stern is going after CBS like a ravenous dog (story), but everybody knew that.

Let's get to the good stuff, who doesn't like a little late night tiff between megastar Bruce Willis and megabillionaire Donald Trump? Check out this clip fromDavid Letterman:

That's it for now, I hope my partner doesn't post any more boob shots, or else my girlfriend will kill me!

It must be the weather... now Lindsay Lohan's Boobs want out!

For a high-res. picture, click here.

Woooo! What a day, what a day. Yesterday, we reported on Paris Hilton nipping out, after eating lunch at The Ivy. Well, today, Lindsay Lohan blew that headline out of the water by pulling a "Tara Reid" [literally!].

Apparently, Lohan was at some GM car show and was wearing a very "loose" fiting dress - without any tape. And, as this side picture reveals, her boobs are magnificent. Albeit, they are probably fake. But, in our professional opinion, they turned out very well.

Unlike Tara Reid's:

Wheras Tara Reid revealed to the world her Frankenboob (which resulted in mockery among the latenight shows), Lohan has revealed to us that she is just as stunning without clothes as she is with.

Bottom Line: Would I do her? Sure.

[P.S. - In my opinion, this is much bigger news than the Tammy Nyp story, more on that here.]

Paris Hilton and her Nipples

Paris Hilton was spotted coming out of The Ivy recently. And, boy o' boy, was it a glorious day. Apparently Paris went, [ahem], braless. As you can clearly see above, this made for a magnificent picture. For instance, as I write this article I'm actually staring at her chest.... And her handbag.

May I be the first to say, that she's just scored like 10 brownie points for rocking the sweet Ninja Turtles handbag. How cool is that? If I were a girl, and I was like the hottest thing in America, I'd definently rock a Ninja Turtles bag. Go Paris!

Anyways, back to Paris' nips. I think she did this on purpose. She knows that the paparazzi camp out at The Ivy. She knew she was going have her picture taken. I mean, her shirt clearly says "Don't believe the rumors." Hmmmm, I wonder what could be meant by this. And which rumor might she be speaking of. Anyone have an idea?

And that big necklace? An "S?" Gotta be Stavros, right? Pretty lame, if you ask me. Stick to the Ninja Turtle bag, Paris.

Bottom Line: Stavros is one lucky dude, in my opinion, cuz' Paris got some great tits.

[UPDATE! Apparently there is suspicion rumanating that Paris Hilton had breast augmentation surgery. Check it out, here. Great Before and After shots.]

Link Time!

Seth Green goes to Female Orgasm Workshop
Val Kilmer is Napolean Dynamite? [Fucking Hilarious]
Nudie Magazine Day!
Tom Gives us a Thumbs up. Yep, he's Crazy
Jennifer Aniston and Baby Vanity Fair
Watch Paris Hilton's Boobs

Oh yeah, Boston was tight. But cold.

Out and About

We're on our way to catch the train for a weekend getaway in Boston, but don't worry we'll keep updating. Until we post again, chew on this bit:

Yeah, I'd have that look too if my leg were that high.

p.s., stop e-mailing us about Tammy NYP